Monday, 7 September 2009 To Each and Every One of You

There’s a tide of love sweeping through the Net just recently and it would be remiss of me not to add my own sprinkling.

So, I just wanted to say a big, big thank you to everyone who took the time to read They Make Great Pets the other day. You’ve certainly proven yourselves to be a bunch of slightly disturbed individuals… that’s a compliment by the way.

And, of course, a big thanks to everyone who just drops by here for the hell of it.

Keen-eyed readers will have noticed that I don’t always take myself too seriously in this blog, but I mean this most sincerely: I can’t even begin to tell you how much I appreciate the fact that some great, great writers took a little time out of their day to read my sordid tale.

Now, before I go and get all teary and emotional, please rest assured that some fantastic, imaginary gifts are well on their way to you and should be safely nestled wherever it is you want them safely nestled very, very soon.

Unfortunately though, Becca, I couldn’t quite manage world peace wrapped in a big red bow. I tried, I really did, but the negotiators were insistent that it be a big yellow bow… and… well, that was a deal breaker for me to be honest. Sorry.

The good news is, I easily managed the next thing on your list and it’ll be with you before you know it.

Trust me; I’m a writer, I never make things up.

5 comments:

Rebecca Nazar said...

Huzzah, total world domination!

Cate Gardner said...

Scared now... Flashes in the Dark always accepts the best stories.

L.R. Bonehill said...

Becca – Just be careful what you do with it… and don’t press any big red buttons!

Cate – Thanks a lot. An imaginary gift is on its way to you too.

Michael Stone said...

Ooh, my imaginary gift arrived today, in an imaginary jiffy bag delivered by an imaginary postie.

Thanks, LRB!

L.R. Bonehill said...

Mike – No problem; it’s an absolute, imaginary pleasure. Hope you like it… whatever it is.